Morning Routine

As I get older I find that there are a lot of things that just bother me.  I start thinking about one of these things before I even get out of bed in the morning.  It's the "Morning Routine".  You know...all the things you have to do before you can even get your day started.  I'm tired of taking a shower every morning. Tired of washing my hair and shaving my legs!  I'm even tired of drying off with a towel.  Tired of combing my hair, brushing my teeth, moisturizing, Q-tipping, deoderizing, plucking, drying my hair, styling my hair, putting on make-up and finding something to wear.  Not done yet... making the bed, opening the blinds and something newer that also came with age...taking various pills for various ailments.

In a perfect world we could jump out of bed every morning clean and smelling good with perfect hair and fresh breath.  Every outfit would look good on us so picking out something to wear would be effortless.  And here's the biggy...someone else would beat us to making the bed!  Yes! Out the door in 5 minutes flat!